Sense and Sensory Sensitivity by Jane Autism.


my gender? its not here youll have to call back later

Autistic Person:
*Flaps when they're happy*
Autistic Person:
*Hisses and pulls away when they're upset*
Autistic Person:
*Points and jumps when they need something *
Autistic Person:
*Rocks and stomps when they're upset*
Autistic Person:
*Verbally stims when they're anxious *
Autistic Person:
*Pets other to show love and affection*
Autistic Person:
*Has a thousand unique stims and vocalizations for different contexts that convey different meanings*
Allistic Person:
"See, they don't communicate at all!"

(Source: pmorebewareofme)


i kinda look so different to how i did a few years ago but its not a “my face has changed as ive aged thing” because it hasnt really, its just a “my weight has changed and thats affected my face” thing




one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"



I’m pretty sure Hiccup is the Steve Irwin of dragons

Hiccup: whoaaa, see that dragon there? That’s a skrill! One of the most deadly dragons, they say one shock is enough to kill you…



Hiccup: I’m gonna touch it



when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 



Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone



today a lil girl informed me that chipmunks can eat the whole world. just thought i’d let y’all know so you can prepare for the inevitable chipmunk takeover